Just for Fun...

Goodtimes Virus will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but
it will scramble any disks that are even close to your computer.
It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, screw up
the tracking on your television and use subspace field harmonics
to scratch any CD's you try to play.
It will give your ex-girlfriend [or ex-boyfriend] your new phone number.
It will pour sugar in your gas tank and shave off both your eyebrows
while dating your present girlfriend [or boyfriend] behind your back
and billing the dinner and hotel room to your Discover card.
It will mix Kool-aid into your fish tank. It will drink all your beer and
leave its socks out on the coffee table when there's company coming
over. It will put a dead kitten in the back pocket of your good suit
and hide your car keys when you are late for work.

Goodtimes Virus will make you fall in love with a penguin. It will give
you nightmares about circus midgets. It will even recalibrate your
refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice-cream goes melty.

It moves your car randomly around parking lots so you can't
find it. It will kick your dog. It will leave libidinous messages on
your boss's voice mail in your voice! It is insidious and subtle. It
is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It is also a rather interesting
shade of mauve.

Goodtimes Virus will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will leave the
toilet seat up. It will make a batch of Methanphedime in your bathtub
and then leave bacon cooking on the stove while it goes out to chase
gradeschoolers with your new snowblower.

And if you want to buy some beach front property in Arizona, call me!